hairy situation

Mini (pronouned Me-Nee) -the threading lady: "You do your upper lip too?"
Me: (shake head no)
Mini: "No??"
Me: (continue shaking head no) "no just eyebrows"
Mini: "You sure? You have really long hairs"
Me: "Oh yeah go da hell, you're gonna have a really big black eye if you don't shut up!"

Okay I didn't say that but I really really wanted to. I just swallowed really hard and tried not to cry.